what if digital UX escaped the screen and entered real life?
a thread of ‘what if’ moments where everyday tech shows up IRL in strange, delightful, sometimes painfully real ways
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it’s not a mirror, it’s a main character arc. @ChatGPTapp Mirror reflects your face - and your flaws - with a glowing UI and zero mercy.

@LinkedIn energy, but printed and pinned by someone surviving on cold brew and delusion.

the city becomes your playlist. every step remixed. Shuffle Walk by @Spotify turns every crosswalk into an existential vibe shift.

@Uber Bus Shelter gives you the truth you already know but didn’t want to face: you’re late, it’s raining, and surge pricing is winning.

Doormat Heatmap is like @googlemaps, but for your friends’ homes. 4.8 stars, but will it be chill or socially exhausting?

Dinner @NotionHQ Menu lets you checkbox your cravings. It’s not food -- it’s project management for your dopamine.

hustle culture’s final form: @SlackHQ Huddle Bathroom. not async, just invasive.

it’s not a poster, it’s a psychological trap. @YouTube has left the feed and entered your neighborhood.
